Currently, 50 AP psychology vocab words, a plethora of math problems, and fastidious annotations await me on this fine Monday afternoon. However, I have a more pressing issue to attend to. As many of you born in the 2000’s generation may know, Fairly OddParents was quite the hit show. Receiving a 93% approval rating by Google users, the show has clearly surpassed typical Nickelodeon expectations. However, as I studied this show, I couldn’t help but uncover major corruptions between character relationships.

 

I, myself, have realized these slight details and have kept my mouth shut for the sake of Nickelodeon's beloved reputation. But, seeing an opportunity to uncover Fairly OddParents’ darkest secrets does not come every day, I have taken it upon myself to expose this theory.

 

Now, without further ado, let me allow myself to walk you through the show.

 

The show begins with Timmy Turner, a young teenager, who acquires two magical fairies by the names of Cosmo (male) and Wanda (female). The two become his trusted ‘godparents’, hence the name of the show: Fairly OddParents (a play on words, indeed, but the context still stands). Timmy wishes a multitude of wishes throughout a whopping ten seasons.

 

Seems normal, right? Here's where things get serious. Season six, episode one, the fairy couple desperately want to have a child and Timmy wishes it so. Soon enough, Cosmo is pregnant. Yes- Cosmo. In Fairly World, the male fairy gets pregnant (don’t ask).

 

Half way through the episode, Poof, named by Timmy himself, is born.

 

But here’s the catch: Poof is Purple.

What’s the problem, you ask? Wanda is Pink.

 

But do you know who is Purple? Juandissimo Magnifico, the most gorgeous fairy in town. Oh, and did I mention he is also madly in love with Wanda?

 

Now, Wanda does make it very clear to Cosmo she is not interested in Juandissimo. But, Cosmo is still jealous. In fact, he ultimately despises Juandissimo.

 

So, what’s the problem? Seems to be Cosmo is just a protective husband. But what if he is not?

 

Lets run down the facts:

 

Timmy wishes for Cosmo to have a baby, but he does not wish specifically for Cosmo to have a child with Wanda.

 

Soon enough, Cosmo is pregnant with seemingly Wanda's baby.  

 

However, when the baby comes, it is purple. Again, Wanda is pink. (Also, keep in mind every fairy in Fairy World is a different color; each fairy gets their color from their parents.)

 

Juandissimo is the only Purple fairy that Cosmo interacts with throughout the entire ten seasons. Hmmmm….

 

So, who are Poof’s parents?

Cosmo and Juandissimo, perhaps? I think yes.

 

Keep in mind, this is simply a theory. But, it is full fledged with logic. And, while there is nothing wrong with two male fairies having a child, it is the fact that Cosmo is married to Wanda that specifically makes you wonder. And, of course, it is entirely possible that it is Wanda’s child after all. For all we know, Cosmo is surrogate father for Wanda and Juandissimo; anything is possible in Fairy World!

 

Regardless of where you fall in this debate, the truth is us spectators will never truly know the real answer. And that is Fairly Odd itself.